Today I received an order of Japan's finest calorie free nooooooodles.
Not going to lie, considering they are made of around 99% water I did question where water came from, its such a nothing thing, whoever invented it - genius!!!
Anyways who would of thought, calorie free food, every girls dream right??
WRONG.
They distinctly tasted like slithers of octopus legs mixed with water balloons and a hint of cold bsketti (that's spaghetti in my child like terms)..
On the positive side no calories = WIN...
Dust anyone?! Dust anyone... no??
Try them for yourself : http://miraclenoodle.com/default.aspx
The only miracle I found was that I didn't chunder at the feeling of eating a chunk of Medusa's hair.
xoxo

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