The Cookie League.

So my favourite housemate M has just informed me of the 'Cookie League'
.... Thinking of cookies is bringing back awkward memories of being thrown out of Subway after falling backwards over a pile of stacked chairs, whilst launching dorito's all over the joint mid fall... #foodfail

Anyway the league of cookies; a subtle way of summing up people in code to tell if you batting above or below average in relation to your own cookie grade.

M sums herself up as Tesco's own. Personally I'd say she's thinking pretty highly of herself... (love you really!)

The League:

• Bonio's - The worst you can imagine, but even worse. Along the lines of getting with a dead person. Dog ugly doesn't sum it up.
• Tesco Value - Prozzys/skanks, the duttiest of the lot.
• Pink wafers - Cheap/bland pikey's who have probably had a few fights with the ugly stick.
• Tesco's own - Boring, yet not awfully disgusting. Def's below average.
• Bourbons/custard creams - Standard looking, but packing a bit of filling (on the chubby side). Race dependent.
• Jammy Dodgers - Again packing some filling, but slightly prettier (the little red heart is cute and the jam quite sweet.. one of those 'personality over looks' scenario's)
• Maryland - Not bad in the looks department, but available at a reasonable price.
• McVities - Good but average in price, a level potentially everyone could reach. (Of course no private jokes about Jamie Laing)...
• Mikado's - Foreign meat at a pretty yummy level.
• Oreo's - Pretty darn tasty, good for a cheeky dunk...
• Cadbury's fingers - 'Fancy a finger?'.. the kinky ones #nuffsaid.
• Fox's - Quality biccies right there, good variety and something for everyone.
• Tesco's finest - Someone who probably thinks they are better than they really are #wannabebigshot.
• Fudges - Not so common but damn good if you find yourself one.
• Border - Good looking, luxury treat. Defo reaching the higher stakes and probably on the level of a Z list celeb.
• Duchy - Sooo yummy and hitting the almost-perfect status.. 
• Thorntons - The elite of biscuits, the unreachable, Johnny Depp, Chuck Bass, Brad Pitt, Matt Lanter and anyone else at a God-like level. Mmmmmmmmmmm.

Definitely cracking this into use on my next night out. Hoping to bag a Thorntons of course. Banter.

Thanks to M for introducing me to the cookie league. And now making me crazily crave cookies!!

xoxo