2k11 sexytimes.

So Student Beans have posted the countdown of the top 10 weird and best sex stories of 2011.

I thought it would only be right to follow suit and compile my own..
Although narrowing it down to just 10 was a harder task than I thought!
Here is the best 16..

#16
The one with the walk of shame.
The walk of shame on a Thursday morning down the busiest student area dressed like this...
Delish.


#15
The one with the walk of shame, take 2.
When R did the stride of pride in JUST her knickers and a see-through white t-shirt was bad enough, only to turn up at the front door to find not one, but 2 visiting Daddy's in the house..
M's Dad nearly curbed his van as she walked on by..

#14
The one when R was bad at head.
We wound R up so much about rumors she was 'bad at head' that she invited a boy round (in the day time, might I add) just to prove her oral worth..


#13
The one with 2 in one.
In the space of an 18 hour lash beginning at 9 am, M lured 2 different guys into the depths of her bed.. And that's not the half of it...


#12
The ones with the room destruction.
Not only were there 2 different guys, M has taken up a new hobby of rampant room destruction during sex.
Were talking smashed mirrors, ripped down curtain rails and knocked over toiletries to name a few..


#11
The one with the 'FUCK ME'.
Andddd to add to the storytime, screaming 'Fuck me now' 'Say my name' when there's a house full of sleeping friends is a little bit awks to say the least.. Cheeky.


#10
The one with the wee.
The so awkward its wrong moment, when someone wants to wee on you before sex. I'll keep the owner of this story anonymous for their own good..


#9
The one with CRT.
At polo nationals, some poor unsuspecting girl woke up in Captain Red Trousers (CRT) bed, only to be cheered by everyone as she walked across the polo pitch the next day..

#8
The one with M's 118 Birthday.
When not only did she have 2 lots of birthday sex, but the morning after numero uno kiwi shag sat in her room for 3 hours, alone, whilst she chilled next door with us.
There is a 2 hour rule on one night stands in our house you know, GET THE HINT.

#7
The one where we get naked in public for fun.
It may not be that sexual.. but my friend L and I have a little tradition of getting our kit off in the early hours of the morning, in public, primarily on top of mountains..
Pretty nippy to say the least and dodgy old men wandering around at 5am is NOT ideal, but us frigid ones need to get our kicks somehow.

#6
The one with DJ EDGE.
He's a celebrity in our eyes, and M loves to invite him back for a cuddle and a kinky shower every Weds post fuzzys.
"I don't normally play a song twice, but for this one I'm going to make an exception" #baywatch.. If you don't know, don't worry..

#5
The one with No Grass Play.
JLA rocks up at his own front door looking like this after a night of action on a golf course.
OutdoorLad.


#4
The one with the Backstreet Boys.
Immediately after an awkward pre-cum moment, things became more awkward when M hit the play button on her i-tunes and the Backstreet Boys 'I want it that way' came blasting out..
She'll still be living this one down when she's 60..


#3
The one with the wanking man.
My bestie N sent me a video of the delightful view from her bedroom window one evening..
Involving the man across the street in full view giving himself a treat.. whilst his wife watched TV downstairs blissfully unaware. Hilare.

#2
The one with the door locking.
In my ongoing frigid stage, I seem to have invited boys back to my house and proceeded to lock them out of my bedroom, whilst I gossiped in bed with my BFF.. on more than one occasion.. Apologies.

#1
The one with MIC.
I hate to say it but the top sex story of 2011 involves this cheeky article in Closer Magazine..
I quite favour being the 'illusive brunette'... nuff said.







Lets hope 2012 brings continued banter filled sex stories to fill my time and give us all a little giggle at someone else's expense..

xoxo

Ps. If anyone has some more sexual tales, then sharing is caring..